I pee in my bathwater
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About Me
- Beaux
- On Thursday Sept 13th at 6:51pm thunder struck, the ground shook, and I was born! My name is Beaux Christian Thyen, I came here to kick some ass and drink some milk.... AND WE'RE ALMOST OUTA MILK I weighed in at 8 lbs 2 oz, I might have been a little heavier but I kicked the Doctors ass for pulling on my head and I think I lost some water weight doing it. I was 20.5 inches long which is the same amount of measuring tape it takes to wrap around my dady's guns. As you can see I have lots of dark hair, big hands, and big feet. Mommy says I have her nose, but really it was mine and I was just letting her borrow it until I got here. Dady thinks I am going to play in the NFL but I slapped him upside the head and told hm to take a chill pill. Then I made him wipe my butt. I am excited to meet all of you and your daughters(Bennett/Jackson we are going to have a good time!)Hit me up on my pager if you get a second. Well it's time for my hourly stop at the boobie bar(two for ones everyday) and then catch a few zees. BX
My crew when I roll deep
Favorite things to do
- have mom give me a bath
- take naps with dad
- wrestle with dad
- Eat mac & cheese
- Stack my blocks then knock them down
- Put stuff in dad's belly button
- wait for dad to do something stupid so I can laugh
- Have mommy comb my hair and put me to sleep
- Pull mom's hair
- Have dad read Thomas the train
- Play with mom
- Watch Dad cook
Favorite sites
My First Bath
1 comment:
Holy cow does he ever look like his Dad!
Can't wait to meet him in person sometime!
Love,
Parker's Mom (Rachel)
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