Sunday is my favorite day of the week because I get to watch football with Dad, allthough the Vikings are a bunch of pansies. I can't wait until I am old enough to go to a game. Maybe next year.
I pee in my bathwater
This is my great Grandma Gertrude, she just had a birthday!
This is me and some of my friends. The hot chick in the red is Mom, and the other pretty lady who is holding me in the "yum yum time" position is Gina
On Thursday Sept 13th at 6:51pm thunder struck, the ground shook, and I was born!
My name is Beaux Christian Thyen, I came here to kick some ass and drink some milk....
AND WE'RE ALMOST OUTA MILK
I weighed in at 8 lbs 2 oz, I might have been a little heavier but I kicked the Doctors ass for pulling on my head and I think I lost some water weight doing it. I was 20.5 inches long which is the same amount of measuring tape it takes to wrap around my dady's guns. As you can see I have lots of dark hair, big hands, and big feet. Mommy says I have her nose, but really it was mine and I was just letting her borrow it until I got here. Dady thinks I am going to play in the NFL but I slapped him upside the head and told hm to take a chill pill. Then I made him wipe my butt. I am excited to meet all of you and your daughters(Bennett/Jackson we are going to have a good time!)Hit me up on my pager if you get a second. Well it's time for my hourly stop at the boobie bar(two for ones everyday) and then catch a few zees.
BX