I'm five months

Well almost five months. On the 13th of this month(Feb) I will officially be five months. I should probably tell you that I have been wearing 12 month clothes lately(don't be suprised, I'm just an amazing specimen). I'm doing great, still keeping mom and dad up at night but they need to toughen up a little anyway. I get to spend lots of time with Dad because of his nice work schedule but Mommy has to drive a long way to work and back so I only get to see her at night and on weekends. She makes up for it with tons and tons of love and kisses!!

I have a great baby sitter but I make sure she doesn't get a big head by giving her a little yellish brown reminder every morning around 9:00am. I always say, "The best way in life to stay grounded is simply to wipe someone elses butt". I like to help other people in anyway I can that's just me, you know thoughtfull, handsome, athletic, charming, a little stinky.

I'd like to give a shout out to mom and dad's friends Adam and Betsy, early congrats on the wedding this upcoming weekend(pressure is on Adam no backing out now!) It should be a great night. Dad is practicing his dance moves cuz he hasn't danced since his wedding. It looks like a wino with one leg shorter than the other and icy hot in his underwear!

Mom just asked, "what's a wino?"

We added some new pics so enjoy but don't get lost in my statuesque gazes, I'd hate for you to miss an appointment or shed a tear over my beauty.

Guess what!

Guess what Mommy and Daddy got today!....... Yes! they got a CLUE!
They finaly figured out how to add links to some of my friends' blogs as well as add cool new things to my blog.

We had a very nice thanksgiving, I even got to sit at the table (it took a little crying). Dad broke some kind of world record for pieces of pie eaten without taking a breath, and Mom broke another dish...it's becoming a Thanksgiving tradition but I bet she won't have to do dishes next year!! No scars this year though. We could all tell that Grandma June was looking down from heaven and laughing.
Over the last few days I have been interviewing assistants (I think you call them daycare providers), So far Mommy has called over 50 and I have only approved of one aside from a center. The daycare center is very expensive, they are asking for a precentage of my first NFL singing bonus when I make it bigtime. Mommy goes back to work in two weeks but then I get to hang with Dad for a week before Christmas. Since the rents already got the best thing they could have dreamed of for Christmas (ME!), I thought I could go big too so I asked for a Porshe.

Who the heck put an X in my name?

Sunday is my favorite day of the week because I get to watch football with Dad, allthough the Vikings are a bunch of pansies. I can't wait until I am old enough to go to a game. Maybe next year.

I pee in my bathwater

This is my great Grandma Gertrude, she just had a birthday!

This is me and some of my friends. The hot chick in the red is Mom, and the other pretty lady who is holding me in the "yum yum time" position is Gina